| Parents: | Don't forget to make us proud |
| Friends: | Don't forget to socialize |
| Teachers: | Don't forget to get A's |
| Strangers: | Don't forget to blend in |
| Opposite sex: | Don't forget to look good |
| Society: | Don't forget to be perfect |
| Tumblr: | Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today |
| Tumblr: | But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips. |
do you have that character that you want to tuck into bed and read a bed time story to (。◕‿◕。✿)
but you also want to fuck them for like a week (。≖‿≖。✿)
rEAD y fOR LOVe
(via thesovoprodo)
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Not just “bee,” that’s a HONEY bee, thank you very much; those precious babies make you delicious food so let’s see some respect (and no not just honey, anything that needs pollination, like fruits and veggies)
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I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.
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my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:
damn.
Accurate.
Save room for the SPN Fandom. Next week’s gonna blow…
The ceiling looks spacey enough
GET OUT
After tonight:
I SHOULDN’T BE CRYING BECAUSE OF THIS
(via hetalia-incest-pairings)
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
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i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.
(via undercover-witch)
All it needed was a little groovy love.
do you have that character that you want to tuck into bed and read a bed time story to (。◕‿◕。✿)
but you...
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this...
made rebloggable by request
I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.
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Pixiv ID: 30394645
Member: 風空@島国好き仲間募集中